Orange Man Bad T-Shirt

Witness the ultimate Canadian showdown: Mark Carney, the technocrat-turned-PM with a Bay Street swagger, and Pierre Poilievre, the populist pitbull with a knack for catchy slogans, duking it out on stage! Both lock horns, fists raised, screaming 'ORANGE MAN BAD' in perfect harmony—because nothing says 'failed state' like two rivals agreeing on the same tired talking point.

Decked out in matching maple leaf ties, they bicker over who hates the southern neighbor more, all while Canada’s political parties prove they’re just two sides of the same loonie. A hilarious jab at a nation where the debate’s as stale as last week’s poutine and the only winner is the guy selling 'eh'-branded popcorn!